theavengersshouldnttext:

Tony: steve baby what are you wearing

Steve: Um… pajamas. Why?

Tony: describe them.

Steve: I asked Pepper about this, because it is weird that you are asking me these things, and she said you are trying to have sex with me over the phone, is that true?

Tony: come on, ive been in fucking moscow for a week

Tony: do you understand me? a week.

Tony: so humor me, god dammit.

Steve: Okay, I’ll try.

Tony: okay, what are you wearing?

Steve: Nothing…

Steve: Wait, do I actually have to be naked?

Tony: okay, I give up.

Steve: how about this… you need to just hurry up and get on a plane here, quick smart, so we can fondue.

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    SO WE CAN FONDUE.
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